Hawley’s Crab

Continuing our catalogue of exotic microfauna, here is Hawley’s crab, also called Hawley’s manta ray.

An example of the Lovecraft-esque Hawley's crab collecting a gyron.
A monster on the smallest scale, Hawley’s crab hunts and devours the gyrons themselves.

In the plate above a fully grown specimen can be seen preparing to ingest a gyron. Gyrons form the entire basis of the organism’s diet. Contrary to scientific consensus and popular opinion, gyrons are neither indestructible nor innumerable. Indeed, Hawley’s crab is but one of several known species which threaten the fabric of reality by feeding upon its most basic constituent.

Hawley’s crab is very tiny indeed. Recall that Dr. Meno demonstrated in his seminal Cats, Atoms, Gyrons, Aether, and the Universe that the span of a gyron is only 10-35 the length of a salami.

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